Monday, 16 December 2019

light fingered


"Would you like some?"
"I've had two already" she replied
"Two? Who eats just two chocolate fingers? You've got to grab a handful or what's the point?"
"Hmm", she responds unconvinced.
"These aren't biscuits," I add, "they are the pickup sticks of the snack world. Not eaten by the few, but by the many"
"I don't want to spoil my tea" she replies 
"Oh yeah, what you having? A fishfinger?"